computer symbols called 'emoticons

[SIZE=7]W[/SIZE][SIZE=7]e all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
[/SIZE][SIZE=7][/SIZE][SIZE=7] means a smile and
[/SIZE][SIZE=7]:([/SIZE][SIZE=7] is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
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Well, how about some 'ARSE-ICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around[/SIZE] [SIZE=3] [/SIZE]

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(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb arse[/SIZE][SIZE=7][/SIZE][SIZE=7]

You have just been e-mooned! Send
this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.
This is [/SIZE][SIZE=7]NOT[/SIZE][SIZE=7] a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)
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